What the fuck, Oppo?

"WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe" (wesbarton89)
11/13/2014 at 23:53 • Filed to: opposick lock, jalopsick

I have a nasty head cold, and I cannot breathe through my nose for a damn. I don't get paid till morning so no medicine for me. Damn, this sucks truck nutz.

A visual representation of how I feel

DISCUSSION (13)

bob and john > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
11/13/2014 at 23:56

steam bath.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > bob and john
11/13/2014 at 23:58

I don't think that's a viable option right now. Does sound comforting though.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
11/14/2014 at 00:00

Go to subway. Get a spicy Italian sub on flatbread. Put jalapenos, banana peppers and chipotle sauce on it. Eat it, then breathe.

bob and john > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
11/14/2014 at 00:02

its more for your nosse.

can you boil some water?, try and inhale the steam. It will help clear up your sinuses for a little bit.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
11/14/2014 at 00:02

I think I'd have a hard time finding an open subway at midnight. But I did just eat one of those big banquet dinners with the parmigiana patties. The entire thing. I do feel like it's kinda easier to breathe now, though.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > bob and john
11/14/2014 at 00:03

Yeah I can try that.

ktfright | Kinja Neighborhood Black Guy > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
11/14/2014 at 00:05

Tea and take a dump. It oddly helps.

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
11/14/2014 at 00:09

Are you sure? Around here they're open 24/7. Anyway, I use this method all the time.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest.
11/14/2014 at 00:10

All the local ones here close at 9.

SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O) > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
11/14/2014 at 00:12

Ahh I wish it would be possible to quickly send you a bottle of this stuff called Fire Cider. It always does the trick to clear out my sinuses a little bit. Theres a lot of vinegar, horseradish, and habanero pepper in it (with apple cider, honey, and some other good stuff to make it palatable), which seem to help a lot with returning one's ability to breath.

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > SmoresTM Has No Chill (O==[][]==O)
11/14/2014 at 00:23

Sure sounds like it would do the trick.

thebigbossyboss > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
11/14/2014 at 07:33

Eat wasabi. That'll clear you up.

Alex B > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe
11/14/2014 at 07:51

Obligatory comment: Probably Ebola. Nice knowing you!